I don't know why mom and dad don't understand how hard our life is. They disappear for years at a time, and they don't bring home anything yummy. All we have is the sun to stay warm, and Zazou to be my pillow.
Though they did give us a little turkey when they came home this last time.
I found a credit card, sitting on the desk all by itself. So, I donated some money to the Santa Cruz SPCA. One of the projects they do is give pet food to people who are down and out so they don't have to give up their pets. In this current economy, people and pets need all the help they can get.
Anyone who can should consider donating to their local food aid.
I am posting this for both Zazou and me. Daddy turned off the heater in the den! Just before he left, I was on the chair in front of the oil-cooled heater and he turned it off! And the wind was blowing outside. That means the birds that we watch aren't around. I don't know what I am going to do all day in this freezing house!
So, I have started to put together my world domination plan, and have come to the conclusion that I need to come up with a project plan for the domination. As near as I can tell, the plan should be fairly easy. The most popular food, according to the google-web, is pizza. With cookies someplace in the top ten.
So, all we need to do is to hold all of the pizzas ransom, prevent people from making them. People will understand that we cats have all of the power, and will then bow to us and give us everything we want when we want it.
I was adopted as an adult cat, I was two years old at the time. My former mom wasn't able to take care of my sister and me and had to give us up. My new mom and dad adopted me over a lot of kittens, because I was prettier and didn't have that spiky fur thing going on. I also knew that it wasn't right to chew on the roll of toilet paper, except during the day... You gotta teach kittens these things, adult cats already know! Plus we make great mentors to kittens!