Yoga for Cats

It's very important to remain limber when planning a take-over of the world. 

To meet that goal, I do yoga multiple times a day. This is my curl-stretch.  It involves putting your rear foot behind your ear while tucking your nose into your belly.

It's best to hold this pose for several minutes at a time. I have become very good at it, so I can hold the pose for over an hour.

Once you're done with that, then it's time for food of course. This is strenuous work.

-- Calypso

practice makes purrfect

Water has been falling from the sky a lot, so I have not been able to do anything about taking over the worlds.  But I know that a major requirement is the ability to take over space.  So I am practicing by taking over mom and dads pillows.  You can see I have almost covered both of them before it became tiring and I had to nap.

Step one is done

I have lost my tracking device (otherwise known as the collar).  I've hid it really well too, moom and dad have not been able to find it for over a week, and I'm not going to tell them where it is.

Now that I have achieved anonymouse-ness, I can start taking over the world.  You can see I am on top of the tallest book case so I can see out the window better.  I think that the people who go by in the big yellow bus will help out.  They always try talking to me in a weird cat language that I don't understand when the walk by or drive by.

Mwa ha ha...

-- Calypso

getting what sun I can

what is this water falling from the sky?

Sun flake.

I'm begging dad to move the sun puddle

He says he can't.