We're still here. Had a mild setback...

We had this plan on taking over the world.  It involved controlling the Pizza delivery.  We figured if we could do that, then the entire world would bow down to us and proclaim us the supreme rulers.

We had a plan. I overheard my dad talking to someone that he worked at the company that did the very first internet pizza delivery software. He actually programmed it!  So I figured that if I could get on to his computer, I could find that program and tweak it so that we would be the controllers of pizza.

I couldn't find the program.  I don't know why. I know that he said that was in the 90s. But we're only in the 10s, so that must be the future. I don't understand people's ideas of time really. They just seem very confused.

So I went on to the internet and found out that a lot of Pizza delivery places use something called a POS.  I'm not sure what exactly it is, but since they all seem to be connected, I just have to figure out where they connect to.  I could have the all routed to our place, and control the pizza.

Then, I was shocked I tell you. Mom and dad were in the kitchen doing something.  Normally I don't care much unless they are getting me gooshey food. But I hopped up on the table and watched what they were doing.

They Were Making Pizza!  It wasn't being delivered at all!  I figured that if they knew how to make pizza, everyone else did too. That means that the plan of controlling the pizza that gets delivered won't work!

Hmph.

So, I decided to practice my horizontal diving technique.  That's the photo.

I need a new plan.

Calypso.

Yoga for Cats

It's very important to remain limber when planning a take-over of the world. 

To meet that goal, I do yoga multiple times a day. This is my curl-stretch.  It involves putting your rear foot behind your ear while tucking your nose into your belly.

It's best to hold this pose for several minutes at a time. I have become very good at it, so I can hold the pose for over an hour.

Once you're done with that, then it's time for food of course. This is strenuous work.

-- Calypso

practice makes purrfect

Water has been falling from the sky a lot, so I have not been able to do anything about taking over the worlds.  But I know that a major requirement is the ability to take over space.  So I am practicing by taking over mom and dads pillows.  You can see I have almost covered both of them before it became tiring and I had to nap.

Step one is done

I have lost my tracking device (otherwise known as the collar).  I've hid it really well too, moom and dad have not been able to find it for over a week, and I'm not going to tell them where it is.

Now that I have achieved anonymouse-ness, I can start taking over the world.  You can see I am on top of the tallest book case so I can see out the window better.  I think that the people who go by in the big yellow bus will help out.  They always try talking to me in a weird cat language that I don't understand when the walk by or drive by.

Mwa ha ha...

-- Calypso

getting what sun I can

what is this water falling from the sky?

Sun flake.