I has a sad

There are no birdies in the yard, and dad won't get me any. He just takes my picture...

--Zazou

Convenient sleeping place

if only the other stuff wasn't here, that screwdriver is sort of pokey...

-- Calypso

The best beds

Staying warm

They say that you lose 90% of your heat from your head.

I have a solution to that.

-- Calypso

There are sun puddles.

This may interfere with our plans to take over the world...

O.m.g. We've moved!

Zazou:  Mom and Dad have been busy moving stuff around, but that's sort of normal this time of the year with the holidays and such.  But then they started staying away at nights!  I would swear that they had been eaten at the watering hole, after they had packed things in boxes but they always came back the next day. But it was scary!

Calypso: This actually only happened once you know...

Zazou:  yeah, like you can count!  It was a lot!  But then they got out the boxes!

Calypso: that was bad. That usually means they are taking us to the vet. They usually carry us there while they walk, but they stuffed us into a car. One I certainly didn't remember. And there were boxes in there.

Zazou: Then they drove forever, probably months I would guess.  I think we drove around the world. But finally, after telling them to stop, they did.

Calypso: You didn't say much, you mostly stayed in the back of the box.  I certainly let them know I was not happy. I don't know why they didn't stop immediately.  And it wasn't months. At most a day.

Zazou: I'm telling this story!  Anyway, they let us out in this house, it was huge.  Prolly twice what our last place.  And lots of places to hide.  I hid behind the washing machine. Which felt oddly familiar like I had dreamed it before. But that didn't make any sense.

Calypso:  It was weird. It felt familiar like we had been there before. But I don't remember anything. 

Zazou: And then I found a really fun hiding place. It was between the underside of the stairs and the roof of a closet. I barely fit but no one could find me.  Well, at least until mom found me with her flashlight. I finally came down, but it's a great place. 

Calypso: after a while we were tired so we slept on the bed. It has a nice view. 

Editors note: we moved back home to our old house after living in San Francisco for 7 years.

We're still here. Had a mild setback...

We had this plan on taking over the world.  It involved controlling the Pizza delivery.  We figured if we could do that, then the entire world would bow down to us and proclaim us the supreme rulers.

We had a plan. I overheard my dad talking to someone that he worked at the company that did the very first internet pizza delivery software. He actually programmed it!  So I figured that if I could get on to his computer, I could find that program and tweak it so that we would be the controllers of pizza.

I couldn't find the program.  I don't know why. I know that he said that was in the 90s. But we're only in the 10s, so that must be the future. I don't understand people's ideas of time really. They just seem very confused.

So I went on to the internet and found out that a lot of Pizza delivery places use something called a POS.  I'm not sure what exactly it is, but since they all seem to be connected, I just have to figure out where they connect to.  I could have the all routed to our place, and control the pizza.

Then, I was shocked I tell you. Mom and dad were in the kitchen doing something.  Normally I don't care much unless they are getting me gooshey food. But I hopped up on the table and watched what they were doing.

They Were Making Pizza!  It wasn't being delivered at all!  I figured that if they knew how to make pizza, everyone else did too. That means that the plan of controlling the pizza that gets delivered won't work!

Hmph.

So, I decided to practice my horizontal diving technique.  That's the photo.

I need a new plan.

Calypso.