I have lost my tracking device (otherwise known as the collar). I've hid it really well too, moom and dad have not been able to find it for over a week, and I'm not going to tell them where it is.
Now that I have achieved anonymouse-ness, I can start taking over the world. You can see I am on top of the tallest book case so I can see out the window better. I think that the people who go by in the big yellow bus will help out. They always try talking to me in a weird cat language that I don't understand when the walk by or drive by.