Sunday, December 28, 2014

O.m.g. We've moved!

Zazou:  Mom and Dad have been busy moving stuff around, but that's sort of normal this time of the year with the holidays and such.  But then they started staying away at nights!  I would swear that they had been eaten at the watering hole, after they had packed things in boxes but they always came back the next day. But it was scary!

Calypso: This actually only happened once you know...

Zazou:  yeah, like you can count!  It was a lot!  But then they got out the boxes!

Calypso: that was bad. That usually means they are taking us to the vet. They usually carry us there while they walk, but they stuffed us into a car. One I certainly didn't remember. And there were boxes in there.

Zazou: Then they drove forever, probably months I would guess.  I think we drove around the world. But finally, after telling them to stop, they did.

Calypso: You didn't say much, you mostly stayed in the back of the box.  I certainly let them know I was not happy. I don't know why they didn't stop immediately.  And it wasn't months. At most a day.

Zazou: I'm telling this story!  Anyway, they let us out in this house, it was huge.  Prolly twice what our last place.  And lots of places to hide.  I hid behind the washing machine. Which felt oddly familiar like I had dreamed it before. But that didn't make any sense.

Calypso:  It was weird. It felt familiar like we had been there before. But I don't remember anything. 

Zazou: And then I found a really fun hiding place. It was between the underside of the stairs and the roof of a closet. I barely fit but no one could find me.  Well, at least until mom found me with her flashlight. I finally came down, but it's a great place. 

Calypso: after a while we were tired so we slept on the bed. It has a nice view. 

Editors note: we moved back home to our old house after living in San Francisco for 7 years.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

We're still here. Had a mild setback...

We had this plan on taking over the world.  It involved controlling the Pizza delivery.  We figured if we could do that, then the entire world would bow down to us and proclaim us the supreme rulers.

We had a plan. I overheard my dad talking to someone that he worked at the company that did the very first internet pizza delivery software. He actually programmed it!  So I figured that if I could get on to his computer, I could find that program and tweak it so that we would be the controllers of pizza.

I couldn't find the program.  I don't know why. I know that he said that was in the 90s. But we're only in the 10s, so that must be the future. I don't understand people's ideas of time really. They just seem very confused.

So I went on to the internet and found out that a lot of Pizza delivery places use something called a POS.  I'm not sure what exactly it is, but since they all seem to be connected, I just have to figure out where they connect to.  I could have the all routed to our place, and control the pizza.

Then, I was shocked I tell you. Mom and dad were in the kitchen doing something.  Normally I don't care much unless they are getting me gooshey food. But I hopped up on the table and watched what they were doing.

They Were Making Pizza!  It wasn't being delivered at all!  I figured that if they knew how to make pizza, everyone else did too. That means that the plan of controlling the pizza that gets delivered won't work!


So, I decided to practice my horizontal diving technique.  That's the photo.

I need a new plan.


Sunday, June 1, 2014

Yoga for Cats

It's very important to remain limber when planning a take-over of the world. 

To meet that goal, I do yoga multiple times a day. This is my curl-stretch.  It involves putting your rear foot behind your ear while tucking your nose into your belly.

It's best to hold this pose for several minutes at a time. I have become very good at it, so I can hold the pose for over an hour.

Once you're done with that, then it's time for food of course. This is strenuous work.

-- Calypso

Thursday, April 3, 2014

practice makes purrfect

Water has been falling from the sky a lot, so I have not been able to do anything about taking over the worlds.  But I know that a major requirement is the ability to take over space.  So I am practicing by taking over mom and dads pillows.  You can see I have almost covered both of them before it became tiring and I had to nap.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Step one is done

I have lost my tracking device (otherwise known as the collar).  I've hid it really well too, moom and dad have not been able to find it for over a week, and I'm not going to tell them where it is.

Now that I have achieved anonymouse-ness, I can start taking over the world.  You can see I am on top of the tallest book case so I can see out the window better.  I think that the people who go by in the big yellow bus will help out.  They always try talking to me in a weird cat language that I don't understand when the walk by or drive by.

Mwa ha ha...

-- Calypso

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Monday, January 20, 2014