I have lost my tracking device (otherwise known as the collar). I've hid it really well too, moom and dad have not been able to find it for over a week, and I'm not going to tell them where it is.
Now that I have achieved anonymouse-ness, I can start taking over the world. You can see I am on top of the tallest book case so I can see out the window better. I think that the people who go by in the big yellow bus will help out. They always try talking to me in a weird cat language that I don't understand when the walk by or drive by.
Mwa ha ha...
-- Calypso
Reception: Meh
16 hours ago
The cat before me (also a calico girl) lost her collar so many times that my human kept multiples of them onhand to slip over her head as soon as she showed up collarless.
ReplyDeleteI thought cats already ruled the world...they certainly rule my house! Good luck, Calypso...you are quite a looker!
ReplyDeletecalypso....good job !!!
ReplyDeleteAnda Irish blessin ya can act shoe a lee reed & understand coz itz knot in trout ♥
May the good saints protect you
And bless you today
And may troubles ignore you
Each step of the way
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