Here I am, at the top of the book case again. I like to get a new purrspective on things sometimes. I was devastated to learn that my parents made pizza themselves, in their own ovens...  That destroyed my plan to rule the world.
However, I think I have another plan, involving the internets.  I head mom say that the internets was being taken over by cats!  And this guy named "Frump" or something.  But I don't have to worry about that since cats are so much cooler!
Dad says we have the internet in our house, so all I have to do is find it.  I know Zazou has been exploring the den closet for it, but hasn't found it yet.  I think it might be in the fridges....
-- Calypso